I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
