Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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