Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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