so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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