I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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