Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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