Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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