nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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