Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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