That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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