Cold hands, warm shart.
id be glad to
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Someone came in the potted fern
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize
