Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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