hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize