i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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