I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's shark week go big or go home
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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