I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize