Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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