Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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