nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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