So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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