If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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