Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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