i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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