okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You need Xanax blowdarts
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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