Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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