The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
