u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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