make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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