do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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