Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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