You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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