yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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