Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Randomize