Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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