I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
