new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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