At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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