Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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