kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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