HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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