You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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