I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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