erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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