Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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