so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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