Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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