Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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