I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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