well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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