ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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