Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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