I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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