Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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