ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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