youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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