how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
