: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
two words: eviction party
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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